goodr HERA'S AWKWARD FAMILY REUNION Unisex adult Sunglasses NIB

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goodr HERA'S AWKWARD FAMILY REUNION Unisex adult Sunglasses
New in the box
Gradient Dark Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best for Running Laps Around Mortals
HIGH FASHION SHADES, MADE FOR RUNNING
1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARIZED
4 ALL HIPSTER/INFLUENCER/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL
LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS
Family reunions are weird. You gather with people you barely know. You have to do things you don't enjoy, like eat Great-Aunt Twylas sketchy potato-and-cat-hair-salad. You think Grandpa Garrett is sleeping, only to find out at the end of the night he died, which means you were playing dumb games like "water balloon toss" in front of a CORPSE. But here's one thing you can be thankful for: You're not at the goddess Hera's Awkward Family Reunion, where 90% of the guests are her brother/husband's bastard offspring. Oof. Good luck, girl.